How To Correct The Educational Crisis!

One of the troubling aspects concerning most (not all) young people today is their total lack of responsibility and commitment. This is seen most clearly in the work place and is a reflection of what our so-called educational system has instilled in them. They show up for work late, or not at all; sometimes without even informing their employer about either situation ahead of time. More often than not, they have no compunction at showing up at the very last minute and then leaving early, on a regular basis. This is on top of slovenly work habits too numerous to mention. I was thinking of a possible cure for the problem and I think I have come up with a possible solution. Have the Mafia, Cosa Nostra; or whatever you want to call them; train them.

Now before you think I am totally insane, try analyzing the problem and my solution a little deeper. The Mafia has gotten a bad rap over the years because of the media (shows like 'The Untouchables’), sensational news articles and persecution by the authorities. But if you think about it rightly; these people (Mafiosi) are just servants of the public. When the day arrives that the general public does not buy whatever it is that they sell; that’s the day this organization goes out of business. And who was it who saved the entire liquor industry during Prohibition? Who supplies smokes to needy cigarette smokers who can’t afford the outrageous sales taxes on tobacco in New York, New Jersey and other states? That’s right—it’s these same guys who television writers and reporters love to knock.

But back to my idea—can you just imagine some kid working for John Gotti or Vito Genovese not showing up for work; or showing up late to work? Can you imagine some youngster working for these guys not doing the job right the first time or goofing off? So here’s the pitch: After graduation, put these kids on as two-year or so temps for organized crime. They will learn job skills that can easily be applied in private industry or in politics; especially so if they want to climb the corporate ladder.

For the capo di tutti capos; it will give them a chance to not only clean up the distorted image of their organization, as it is currently (and unfairly) portrayed; it will help clean up the mess that our school system is creating. It is a win-win situation.

Incidentally, do not show this blog to the teacher’s union (NEA.) I don’t want to get whacked.